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June 24 The Wild Wild EastIt feels good to be back home in Vancouver. I just finished my 3rd African Safari; I have no self control! I tried to fight the urge, but it happened and so the story of my life continous. I'm so lucky and blessed to have seen the things that I have seen. I think I could beat a lot of the Amazing Race teams since I speak and understand most languages now, and my sign language is the best of its class!
Well, now that I'm 30 this will be my last long vacation solo. All my other vacations will be with Rose. But keep in mind I'll still be doing mini vacations with my friends for special occasions. eg. stampede, vegas, mexico.
I really don't have anything else to say other than I'm glad to be home!
Top African memories.
1). White Shark Diving
2). Dolphin diving in the wild. Not a pool.
3). Snorkelling with Turtles.
4.) Being 2 feet from a Lion.
5). Saw the Albino Rhino. Not many people ever will.
6). Cheetahs running after antelopes. So fast.
7). A Leapord eating a Flamingo.
8). The Nile River Crocodiles.
9). A Water Buffalo in a mud pit.
10). The Giant Elephant Cock. Its a slasher.
Upcoming Events.
Lions Home opener. Thats all I can think of for now.
April 05 Champagne & Finlandia FridayGlowbal - Wow, what a weekend this was. I Just to find out that a special Champagne Pre-Birthday has been organized by Mike this Friday. Hopefully I can buy a new shirt to celebrate this occasion. I can't believe how good this long weekend was and to expect another good week right after. I've done so many Pre-Birthdays at Glowbal. Some good and some bad. I've pretty much grown up there ever since I moved downtown. Ladies and Gentelman, I will be there in full swing. ( I also think I have a Canucks playoff game...fuck me )
Friends - To all my friends coming out this Saturday. I hope to return a favor by showing you a little something when you get here. I just got to figure out how to do it. Feroz also promises to make everyone laugh with something never done before. I choked on my beer when he told. I just hope if its a funny as it sounds.
Theme - This year i'm thinking of setting up dj booth. Yet everyone wants to play music off my computer. I have to figure out a way for everyone to have fun in the living room also. Otherwise the den and kitchen gets flooded. Even though I love it. Will see how it goes.
March 24 The Light Pours Out On MeThe air around me is so corrupt, I get so many bad vibes. I don't know if its my consuiouse or just bad blood. Turning 30 marks a new chapter in my life. A chapter never written but must be done to keep all my close friends deep in my heart. I talked to god and and all of his friends. He agreed that its something in my head.
Grudge - I promise not to hold a grudge over anyone that pisses me off or does anything towards me . Maybe its me and I didn't understand the point at the time. I should talk it out first. Althought its hard and I'd like to be reminded to try. Only time will tell.
Love - I have prize at home. What makes me act out and rebel against her? Friends first, or girlfiend who will be there till the end? Dude I have the best thing at home. Someone who takes care of me through sickness and bad times. I still refuse to buy her a blood diamond but she deserves it.
Vacation - Although its hard to afford with a mortgage and rrsp's consatantly coming ou my account. I'm hoping to go back to Africa in the next 3 months to visit my cousin. I really need a nice night out on a beach bar. The cool thing about Europe and Africa is you don't have to drink behind a gate or a boundry line. You can drink anywhere as long as you behave. Its not like i'm going to start to a fight or anything. But whenever you a have a restiction, thats when promblems happen. Yet Africas bigges problem is not drinking. lol
Don't wanna be ok - As if, thats all think about is being ok and happy. I can't wait for my raise in April. I just want to pay off of some bad debt and be able to go out more on the weekends. I have to coolest friends also. Whenever the tab come its 50/50. No one ever measuers who drank what at what amount. Guy's really do have best bond. Its almost like where the three muskateers, but with ten people.
A brand new me and a brand new god. Its time to make people coming back for more. A faded memory will be nervermore. Even time grows old. Pity for me is not the cure but a shot of something. Here is nothing.
March 10 Gravity Crushing MeType O Negative - 4 years of absence and now March 13th is the release date. My favourite band will be coming out with a new record. Hopefully it doesn't suck as much as the last one. But 5 out 6 is still pretty good. I can't believe its been a long 4 years. What have I done to kill time? Did I lose some of my life? I think I rather be 26 again. If only my flux capacitor worked.
The Police - They chose Vancouver to kick off the tour and I couldn't pass off this offer. So Rose and I will be going. I hope I don't fall asleep when he plays that weird flute. We have shitty seats but it was way overpriced. 2 cheap tickets still cost me $160.00 total. That's ridiculas but then again its The Police.
Canucks - There going to win the Stanley Cup this year. The team has so much hart and hard working players. No one in the east can touch us, But our division is still really tough. I've signed up for next season if anyone once to join me in season tickets. Its way better than T.V. and there's hot chicks everywhere. Not to mention pints of endless beer. It's still cheaper than Library Square. ( habib )
St. Patty's Day - One of my favourite days of the year is next week. No I don't wear the color green, but I do puke and eat green leperchons. I have been given the night off by Rose, and I'm aloud to get stupid drunk. She has also promised to take care of me on recovery day. I hope most of you will join me this year. Bring lots of cash as we will be paying our way in everywhere. Except the Morrissy and Ginger 62 where i will arrange a V.I.P. status for us. only if where screwed to get into anywhere else.
Coupling - Rose wants to do more couples stuff together. My 7 year stint is almost over. I have told her when I turn 30 that we will do more couples activitys. So I tried yesterday and it worked smoothly. Surpised we got along all night. I think we're going to join a softball team and the Dragon Boat competition. Not to mention we will both be joining the Roundhouse to to share some more activities. Will this work? Not sure but I will slightly try. Otherwise It may be the end of an era.
Upcoming Events
Mar 13 - Type O Listening Party. ( me, myself, and I )
Mar 17 - St. Pattys Day and Canucks. ( Double booked as usual. Guess who wins? )
Apr ?? - Secret B'day ( Gentelmans Club )
Apr 14 - Real Madrid Birthday ( pronounce it correctly )
Apr 15 - Sun Run
May 26 - Dads B'day at Glowbal
May 30 - The Police
Jun ?? - Mexico Stag
Jul ?? - Stampede ( Hyatt mini bar times )
Pinkisthenewblog.com February 11 Make it Clean, Make It Sober and Make it Soy GoodJ.C.
Cleansing - Not something I wanted to do this week. But after drinking for 3 days straight, barley being home and gaining a few pounds. I think I needed to take a time out. I have also signed up for the Sun Run in April. With 2 months left I should concentrate more on training. This has been a hard week of recovery. Everything I do usually involves some sort of drinking. I usually drink while typing blogs. I hate sober weeks. Everyone seems to be having more fun than me. boo-erns.
I get the ocasional messages from people asking me where my blogs have been? Did you have a shitty January? Truth is I can't type when I'm drunk or hungover. I've written blogs in the middle of the night and saved them as drafts. The next morning I would try to read them. but I couldn't understand any of it. Things just didn't make sense the next day. I guess it was more of a " you had to be there ". I can't remeber half the things I did nor do I remember my Xmas holidays. Must have been really good. I'd like to Rose for letting me smell like scotch and cigarettes every weekend.
Superbowl - This year I had a shitty football season. I basically didn't win shit. I guess God was watching and felt bad for me. On superbowl Sunday I won $140 plus a free dinner. Of course I drank the money in an hour by buying shots and watching half naked chicks think I'm rich. lol. My new line for chicks is " you know you can buy a round of shots for the boys too ". I hate buying woman drinks hence why I never do. If I can barley afford to splurge on myself. Fat chance I'm going to splurge on you.
Guy's Night Out - Never heard of it in 2007. I refuse to call any social event G.N.O. I don't care what anyone says. I'm only hanging around people who call me and want to hang out. If 10 guys call, Its not my problem. Its just a coincidence. A little Ironic? Sure is.
Windows Vista - After 5 years, is this it? I can't believe that the new OS has only a few upgrades. Like a new blue screen of death. I recommend anyone to save there money. Some things I really like are the sharper graphics and transparent windows. Media Player is slightly better but not by much. The good thing about this is that my comp is blazing fast. My old comp is for sale if anyone is interested. It comes with 3800 songs. Thats 800 cd's worth of music. Connect to your ipod and its like carying a six string around.
Valentines day - As promised I will be making Rose her favourite dinner. Reh's Special Hot Steak Sandwich, Herb Linguine and Transalvanian Red Wine. Most people can't eat anything I cook as it'ss way to spicey for the average human. I have trained Rose's Palet to enjoy the flavours of the world. Now theither one of us can eat anything non ethnic. That night I have also promised to do the dishes and clean the kitchen after. A first for me in 6 years. I've also told her that Mr. Valentine says that all my bad sins will be forgiven for doing this. She doesn't belive me, but I know its true. I wonder what she got me? I hope its an automatic eggs benny maker?
Birthdays - Its only Feb and 4 people have turned 30 already. How many more to go? That's why I will be having a secret birthday this year. A disclosed date and place. You will need an egg and a secret knock to get into the venue. The venue will announced on Jack Fm at 3:36am April 14. lol. I doubt It'll be in Vancouver, but if you find me you can come. My birthday is also a day before the Sun Run so I can't really do it that week.
Vacation - Yea its only Feb but I want to go away and get lost somewhere. I would like to plan for something In April/May.
Stampede will be in July so I hope everyone gets time off to go with me this year. Alot of people want to go, but please buy a plane ticket first then come talk to me. I hate answering questions and find out later your not going.
I'm pretty much booked for the month Feb. Hopefully I'll see most of in March.
Upcoming Events
Feb 14 - House Arrest
Feb 20 - Tenacious D
Mar 03 - UFC at Rosses
Mar ?? - Metalcraft 10 year party
April ?? - Secret Birthday
April 14 - Birthday
April 15 - Sun Run
Attached are some web pics below. Enjoy.
December 21 Booze RulesBoozers are for Loozers.
1.) Don't run away when the tab comes. Even if your women disagrees with it. We started it and we need to end it.
2.) Splurge on my tab on pay day. But its your turn the week after.
3.) If you buy one beer, don't expect 10 back as a minimum payment.
4.) If your broke then work for it with crafty jokes. Funny people always get free beer.
5.) Bitching about .50 cents more a beer is not permitted.
6.) Tables are for couples. Bars stools are for men.
7.) Anyone who buys a round of shots must recieve a round of shots from everyone that got one.
8.) Birthdays are free days. You must drink whatever you get. Unless your going to puke.
9.) Never claim your broke and then buy women drinks all night. Thats just wrong.
10.) Girlfriends must give there boyfriends room to breath to converse with everyone. Even in a lineup.
11.) Bringing a six pack to my house is embarssing. Unless your only staying for an hour.
12.) Rock, Paper, Scissors is the only way to decide who gets first round. At no means will anyone purposly drink slower to avoid buying the next. Letting the ice melt in your vodka tonic is cheating.
13.) Crying while drunk is allowed but not on Davie st.
14.) If your not funny or just plain serious all night, it is allowed to ask how much did you drink in total? ( your gay )
15.) Everyone is allowed to by angry drunk once evey 6 months. December 11 Dos Chi-Chi AmigoWow what a good month its been so far and its getting better. I'm gaining too much weight with all this abuse. Sorry for lack of updates as I've been super busy. "Doing what" is a good question.
The Lions winning the Grey cup - I love how my Bartender feeds me Stella in a Hoogarden glass. I drank over 10 of them last week. I think I also ate 13 lamb chops at $3 bucks a piece. I love getting the employee discounts when the manager goes home. The funny thing is I woke up with Hoogarden glass in my sink. I can't believe I brought that huge mug home. I have no place to store that beast. Its going to have to lay between Rose and I in bed.
Rolling Stones - Wow they finished with a Big Bang for 65,000 people. I think there was 1 stabbing, 4 deaths and 4 births. How does Mick Jaeger run and sing for 2 hours? Running up and down the field must of taken so much energy. Yeah, I'd go again. Start Me Up.
Couples game night - Women are too competitive. It's clear to me and all the guys that we won fair and square. Little Stuart is not a movie, but Stuart Little is. All in all the beer game was my favourite. I think I won that game? I should of just hung out with Danny and went to the strip joint at 10pm and smoked a fat Cigaro like some player from Miami. If anyone wants to play me and Rose at 80's trivial pursuit, please refrain from calling us. Fuck couples night as I'd rather take Rose out and get what's owed to me at the end of the night.
To the dude that has my porno. Please return it so I can learn the missionary position.
Guys night out at Republic with the boys from Vegas - I was shocked to see everyone show up. There were like 15 of us on the dance floor at once. The Tequila hit me and I had hiccups all night. No more Tequila shots unless its the good stuff. I'd like to thank everyone who bought me Jaeger shots. I puked later that night wishing I'd never drink again. Sorry to all my friends who saw me get into an argument. Everyone who knows me knows that I'm the last guy to start a fight. I'm glad everyone was on my side cause that was just dumb. Especially telling me to go outside when I know over 20 people upstairs that would defend me. Anyways I hope that never happens again. I'm almost 30 and I don't have time to mess this pretty face up. Maybe I should hang out at Roxy Burger from now on. lol
Cabo San Lucas - I'm so dark that I can pass for a lazy Mexican. All they do is Siesta when I'm pumped to go another round with anyone who dares to take my spot at the bar. It was so funny when I made friends with the bartender. He would serve me before anyone. Even if I was at the back of the line. Toro, Dos Pacifico... Gracias Amigo.
Cabo Wabo - My favourite club out of all them in San Lucas. It reminded me of the old Foggy Dew. The music was so good. I was singing George Michaels' " I want your sex " in the shower that morning. Then I enter Cabo Wabo and it was playing. I was so excited and sang along. Hooah Sex. The service was awesome, and its owned by Sammy Haegar. I loved all the pics of Pantera, Motley Crue and Van Halen all over the place. I wish Sammy was there when I was. I was told he plays there once a month and the place is crazy packed.
The cover band drummer was so lucky as a cougar got on stage and started making out with him while he was playing. Then she started showing everyone her underwear. To bad I was on the opposite side being a good boyfriend to Rose. I so rather hang out at clubs were the people are older. So much more relaxed and everyone plays air guitar on the dance floor. I wanna play air guitar all the time. I think I drank over 20 Chi-Chi's and Pina Coladas. I don't think anyone put an umbrella in my drink but I did look pretty cool with the girly drinks. I'm a Chi Chi man.
Dreams Resort - My hotel was so good. I love how the all inclusive was not a buffet, and bottled beer was available. I guess for $1800 a pop it better be good. The shitty thing was my camera broke the 3rd day I was there. Fuck I was pissed otherwise you would of seen some wicked pics of Cabo Wabo and some beach bottoms. The spa was so good. I should go more often and get a Men's Facial. I hope that's not gay?
I have way to much to talk to about but I should stop here. I'm fully booked this week. If your invited, then your invited.
Dec 13 - Motley Crue and Cougars
Dec 14 - Canucks vs Calgary
Dec 15 - Xmas Party and free Chi-Chi's
Dec 16 - Canucks vs Minnesota
Dec 17 - Hoogarden Stella in the morning
October 14 Buckleys, Nerfs and High Definition P-rnTrying to get bigger since we last met. Yet nothing grew except a nasty cold and my Peter.
Yes I've been sick for like 2 weeks. This was my worst cold this year as I rarley get sick, but after having a clean slate for awile it was due to come forth. I still have a runny nose but it should be gone soon.
On the good side Rose and I have been watching some good porn on the big screen. Yes we only watch the best, and it better have special effects. You can view the trailer below for your enjoyment.
Pirates - www.piratesxxx.com
Paradis Island Fever 4 - www.digitalplayground.com/if4/
We also bought Camp Cuddley and the Powertool Massacre. Rose likes horror so it was only fair to buy some scary porn.
B.C. Lions - I can't believe how much fun I had at the last game. Drunk with the boys and nerfs flying everwhere. I just hate that ramp we have to walk up to get the top level. I think we only watched 5 minutes of the game and did the wave at the end. After the game I was plastered at Republic. Thank god I went home early as I passed out and almost needed a bucket near my side.
Cabos San lucas - Los Cabos has been booked for our vacation time Dec 02-09. We chose this place for allot of reasons besides the sun, beach and tequila titty shots. I get to go dirt bike and atv ridding for a day. Rose gets to enjoy the spa and read a book. Together we get to enjoy fishing marlin, snorkeling and seadoing. The nightlife is another story. lol.
Dreams Resort and Spa - www.dreamsresorts.com Hopefully someone will come so we can golf together.
I like to thank Rose for past month for Chicken noodle soup, Fresh cut mango salsa, Elton John tickets, My vacation ticket and the nightly entertainment.
August 31 Wanted, Hot ChicasCome to think of it, I love ethnic food. Everytime I'm in a restaraunt with my friends I usually order the most bizzare foreign food listed. I always pass on hamburgers and pizza. I wouldn't even let my dog eat that garbage. Greek and Mexican food have to one of our favourites. Although I do love sushi to.
Anyway's, here is a add for anyone interested below:
Wanted
Hot chicks to cook us some Enchaladas and Tacos. You must be Costa Rican, Cuban, South American or whatever. Big boobs and tight ass is a must. Clothes are not mandatory but an apron would be nice. In return you can stay with us for free. We have room for you to sleep under my computer desk. If your really hot you can sleep with us in our bed.
In return we will show you our secret in how to maintain a healthy relationship. You will then be the envy of all your friends and gain mass popularity. We can also show you some stuff on camera that is for our eyes only.
Please send your resume to rose@novuscom.net
August 28 Grand Salami and Suicide DoorsWell, I'm officially taking this site public . What does that mean to you? Absolutely nothing. What it does mean is that anyone wishing to have access to my site only need ask and I will send the link out their way for friends of friends to log in. But I'm currently not adding any strangers to my friend's list on this site, as I want it to be as real as possible. But I will add people I don't know to well to myspace. You can find that link somewhere on this site.
Here are some FAQs... I get asked about my site before people even offer me a drink. Relax, we have all night.
1). Reh my friends think you're hot and wanna meet you. ( thanx sammy ) I'm sorry but I do have a girlfriend, plus I think I'm ugly and fat at times. You should see all the pics that don't make it on this site. ( rock star status achieved )
2). Reh how can I get on your site? This site is all about me and my friends having fun. Crack open a beer and call me.
3). Reh take a picture of us for your site. Get your own camera and your own site. This site isn't about you. Just act natural cause all my friends eventually do make it on here. There's no rush when your having fun with me.
4). Reh what does Rose think of your site? She thinks I'm a cyber pervert.
5). Reh your so funny how do come up with half this stuff. My other friends are funnier than me to be honest. Thank god they don't have sites up.
6). Reh do you always put up a best of list? It has to be a good night to make it on this site. No list = No fun.
7). Reh can you help me with my site? What do you think...Hell No.
8). Reh do you still go by Rehcist? No as to many people thought I was really a "racist". So my new nickname for this site is Absolut Reh.
On another note, I had a wicked weekend until I puked up 2 hot dogs and whopper. Sick! I think I'm gonna puke again!
Lets get to the best of the best
Saturday ( The Patio )
1). What no Suicide Doors? No 5 speed? Thank god I bought a 20k Civic.
2). Ross, I don't think anyone likes you here at this party. Yea cause I burned everyone who steps foot out here. lol
3). Reh you carpooling it home? Screw you Vaughn. lol
4). Whoa there nicotine addict.
5). Take off your underwear you drunk. Oh shit I'm outta here.
6). Renee the gates closed, go around. What it is Ronuk.
7). Ross where did you get those beer? The fridge. Sweet.
8). Reh where did you get those smokes? The patio. Sweet.
9). Ross, does Carly control the amount of horsepower you have? lol
Sunday ( Seattle )
1). Beer Push Ups. I never want to do that again in front of the whole stadium.
2). Grand Salami or garlic fries? God I hate that smell. Why does everyone in the whole stadium have to order it?
3). Chris, why are you peeing on the john? Don't you wanna use it instead?
4). Jamie, quit being an angry drunk to Reh. Thanx Chris.
5). Reh, I had to finish your beer for you. Thanx Chris.
6). Hey bitch guess what. What? Boston sucks. lol
7). Wake up Reh you pussy. Dude where are we?
8). Keep your anger in Seattle Jamie. Thanx Chris.
9). Reh, pass me the beers I hid in my shoes. Ah yea great Chris.
10). I'm going to the store. Chris where in a rest area.
11). Are you going to flush? No its a urinal you queer. Who flushes a urinal? I ain't touching that handle.
12). How long is your foot long hot dog?
13). Do you take Canadian? Huh Pesos?
14). Ehh. Yea we got the point 3 hours ago.
15). Hey miss buy this chocolate bar. lol
16). Can of pop $1.50. To pay for it by check. Priceless.
17). Jamie don't throw that danish on the floor. Great I'll pick it up now.
18). Chris, you need a TV cause your pissing near one.
20). Does this ipod only work on gangsta rap? Shit I had to ask.
21). This is the biggest border line ever. oh my god.
22). Hey Rose. I just puked in the bathroom. Goodnight.
I just wanted to thank Chris for taking care of me for the second half of this trip. I think the girly push ups killed me. Who yelled that by the way? Those where my best push ups ever. See you soon David Copperfield.
Absolut Reh is in recovery for awhile.
Upcoming events.
PNE
Azim's mini party
August 26 Los PantalonesMuch respect to the people who speak 2 languages. Ariba La Rasa.
What kind of race do I look? I've been around around the world and no matter where I go. I usually pass for a local. Hmm, come to think of it I should make a list of citys I've visited throughout my life.
The later half of August has been nothing but taking it easy. Sleep, Dvd's and in hiding from the rest of you. I have allot of things coming up for the rest of the year, so it was iminent that I rest at home in Rose's arms. Did I mention she makes a killer deli sandwich. Yes she feeds me in bed. As long as I give her chocolait.
This year I have allot of events coming up. I hope most of you will join me like every year.
2006
1). Mariners Game
2). Fox's Football Fest ( Seattle never fails )
3). Elton John
4). Rolling Stones
5). Canucks Season. I'm also booked in the plaza 4 times this year. 1984 Dang will be back
6). Rose and I vacation time
2007
1). 2007 Memorial Cup Season Championship
2). FIFA Junior Season Championship
Well I'm off to watch UFC with Ross tonight. I'll see some of in Seattle tomorrow.
Absolut Reh
August 07 Rage against the blog. The balled of Reh Abdulla.Some of the funniest shit happened this week. All I hear is where are the pics and your an a__whole? I've only posted Fridays pics. Saturdays pics will be up later this week.
I just bought a new camera and Rose did an excellellent job with the new pics. Miki also cut me a break on the price. Thanx Bro.
I can't believe my site now gets 30 hits a week. Over 2500 views since it was established. Its setting new records on shiny stat. I'm so proud and wanted to say thanx and I'll try to keep it interesting.
I see Amyn added me to his site quotes. Man did we ever have fun last week. I can't believe you got your car out of the under ground garage. That was to funny. I was puking in the morning. Pure yellow mellow liquid. Rose was shocked that you could even walk. Then again Rose was shocked that I was drunk at Yaletown Brew after 3 pints. I think she out drank me.
Fridays Pre-Drink house party was fun at my old mans place. Why did someone do a backflip on my dads bed is truley wierd. But man did we ever laugh untill my dad showed people pics of me naked in Calgary. ( i was in the pool ).
Now for my best of the best.
1). Feroz watch out for that step. Spills his drink over the hottest chick.....Slap!
2). Are you hot? Take of your jacket, or throw your drink at the bartender. holly crap she chucked it.
3). Liz, your banned from Tonic. Did they just ban me from tonic?
4). Don't go talk to her, the cops are there. Should of listend to me. tsk tsk.
5). The back flip. Yo who ratted me out? I'm gonna kill him.
6). I know you wanna say something. So where are you girls from? lol
7). Alex, you just picked up 2 chicks. Yea but I don't want to pay $13 bucks cover. idiot.
8). Salsa dancing.
9). Dude its only 9:30, where the rest of the jello shots? 50 shots gone in a snap.
10). Did anyone bring there own booze? Did you.....No.
11). You remind me of the penguin in batman.
12). Spilly Pants. Who spills wine on themselves twice?
13). Yea don't worry your cars safe. How do I get it. Beats me, but its safe. lol
14). Hey didn't I surpass your V.I.P status? Thats right theres a new king in town.
15). Colored people unite. you must be joking. lol
16). ALL I WANTED WAS A CROWN ROYAL. WAH.
Personal Notes:
I just wanted to make sure everyone understands that I'm a blogger, and I don't change my scripts for anyone. If you take it the wrong way please ask me what I mean by certain phrases. ( the english language has more than one meaning )
Rose is sometimes bothered by the things I say on this site. If you would like to continue to see this site in its entirity, please send Rose an e-mail at rose@novuscom.net and tell her what you think. I don't think people who don't know me should judge me and my relationship.
Reh ( Freedom of Speech ) Abdulla
July 29 Making plans for NigelAs mid summer approaches. Its time to gear up for the second half. I havent been home this summer but I like thank my Rose for putting up with guys night out. You make it happen babe!
I've only attended one Lions game this year, and I have season tickets. Shit I better organize my calender for the second half.
As some of you know, I've had 2 hairstyles this summer. I'm gonna decide after labour day which one to keep till next summer. Ladies please let me know which one you prefer. Rose has already given me her two sense.
The Nigel or the Nazereth.
Most of you have seen the Nigel come out this year. He makes rare appearances through out my life. Only some have seen him live. Thats a good thing cause some of you can barley handle me alone.
This summer I have been invited to 4 weddings. I'm sorry that I had to decline on all of them. But as I mentioned before, I have to do whats best for me and my beer. Plus I'm not a wedding fan. I find them boring and the same. Although Allan had the best wedding last year. I had so much fun. ( my time is precious )
Some of you saw my burnt shoulders from Vegas. I'm gald to say I'm fully healed with new skin samples in place. I've never been so badly burnt like that before. Well worth it though.
Now for the rest of you reading my blog. Don't mistake everything you read on my site for the wrong idea.
ex. double fisting means 1 beer in each hand going down smooth. mmmm. Not two fist in a girls yahoo. Sick Pigs.
Still deciding on a vaction with Rose. Can you keep a secret? wah wah wee wah.
Nigel ( taking summer to a whole new level )
July 18 Save a Horse, Ride A CowboyCalgary Stampede, nothin but fun and paramedics. When you have Ross, James, Matt, Feroz and I. You know drinking starts right when you have a hang over. Those first four sips of Stella at 11am where hard, and then it hit us all. Nothin but smooth tasting till 4am.
Reh 100 Beers +
Ross 100 Beers +
Matt 100 Beers +
Feroz 50 beers +
Chris 4 beers all from my mini bar. lol
Boyz I had a wicked time. This was my favourite trip this year. I don't think I can top this guys weekend out. I'll see you next year if Rose lets me out of the house for taking 3 trips already this year.
I leave you with the top 31.
1). Oh Yea Matt, You smoked crack with a prostitute.
2). Oscar the Grouch
3). There should be a curtain here. Another funny one. Your on a role James!
4). Whatever happens in Calgary stays in Calgary. Chris the guy code does not apply to you.
5). I brought you something for dinosour land. What, you have a T-Rex in the garage?
6). Chris with his potent syrup made a girl have a seizure. She's gonna give birth to a horse now.
7). James what are you doing. You let chugs in the house. Hide my wallet and booze!
8). James you drank my $300 bottle from France, but it tasted like $10 bucks.
9). The Tampon Jagger.
10). Ok, who wants to be naked?
11). James on the toilet.
12). The BBQ. What animal did we kill to get all this meat? That was the biggest steak ever!
13). Chris did you enjoy the Stampede? I don't know, I was at the Casino.
14). The Stampede Pins. This shit won't work. V.I.P passes will be back next year.
15). Matt, how do i get home. James use the garage. but Matt? James, guy code now fuck off.
16). Stephos from Croatia. The chick gets angry and almost runs over James and Feroz.
17). Do you have any change? Can you break dance? Awesome.
18). Is this Stella full? Cranky Bitch!
19). James, we have to down Chris' drinks for him. Ready? Hella Yea.
20). Matt shall we dance on these chairs? Hella Yea.
21). Shit its Mc Hammer. U can't touch this.
22). The hotel room challenge.
23). Do you wanna pay to get in past the line. No will wait the extra 5 minutes, idiot.
24). Matt Fedex your couch to Chris as a souvenir.
25). Chris where was this pillow? Over the chicks face gasping for air.
26). 3am and Chris wants to get drunk. Where were you all morning?
27). Chris its your birthday. It worked. lol
28). The case of beer in the beer garden. Matt your a genius.
29). "And that mother_______ deserves to die"
30).Spear Chuck part 2. With sound affects added this time.
31). Finish Him!
July 08 Vegas 2006 ( lal tu fan )Part 1 of the pics are up.
 I forgot I was 29. Yet I just fit right in.
I just wanted to say thanx for all the people on the plane that read my reviews I posted 2 months ago. I didn't know so many people visit my site. I will do another review soon.
My top list as requested.
1). Lal Tu Fan
2). Reh did you puke in the bathroom floor? No Amyn, Someone snuck into our room and did it. Its 5am can't you see that I'm passed out
3). Renne getting man handled. But only for 3 songs.
4). Thanx for the Facial. I'm drunk hello?
5). Double Fisting
6). Uncle?
7). Dave get them. Yea Guy's I'll be back in 10 minutes. Dude you have a hoe don't you!
8). This can't be our VIP? Sweet $150 in my pocket.
9). We all burnt our shoulders. LOL.
10). How much for a bucket of beer? 5 for $30. Cool I'll take 3 for myself.
11). Panther Bitches
12). Dave do youi need sunglasses on in this retaurant?
13). Bottle of Crown please. That will be $450 please. Yea add a bottle of vodka also. lol
14). 1 meal a day for 4 days. How did we do it? ( Did anyone eat )
15). 2 Pac, Americas Most Wanted Theme For Vegas.
16). The Hummer Limo. Yea where going 10 minutes down the road. 10 bucks x 12 people. Ouch.
17). Out of all the girls in Vegas. Amyn dances with someone we know. lol
18). The Rapid Pool. Sober up G's.
19). How did we wake up at 10am and go to the pool after binging?
20). Dave my Niggs
21). She wants to dance with you. Good but I'm trying to keep my high.
I regret not going to the Hard Rock Hotel, but the pool was awesome at THE HOTEL. Beer and Thongs Rule. I'm so glad we got primo locations.
Rehcist in Vegas
June 27 Mexico 2000 to Vegas 2006. The bar has been raised.After heavy debates, We came through.
One suite
A wet bar with Crown for Pre-Drink.
A living room with a 42 inch plasma.
A Bedroom with a 32 inch plasma.
A Bathroom with a 20 inch Plasma.
Vip passes to Jet and Tryst both Nights. No Lines just bottle service.
2 dudes with all the time in the world and enjoying our room as party central.
Rehcist & Ajax the kings of Vegas.
Sorry to the other 13 that have to share a single rooms.
I just recieved 4 vip passes to the stampede. I hope this means no beer garden lines! The King of Calgary will be back in 3 weeks.
Whatever Happens in Vegas is reported back to my msn space. LOL.
June 10 Lost Inside A Constant VertigoFlip Mode
All I got is 1 more class and kaboom. Blackbelt Certified.
Gonna get fucked tonight cause I deserve a night out after making 8 power point presentations.
World Cup 2002 Champ!
June 06 James Park in YaletownCoors light, Wine, Tequila and J.D. don't mix. But an espresso and a couple of old school friends keeps ya going.
Lions game Friday - I can't believe how drunk we got. Tailgating just to chug back was to funny. I love the bum fights on the street. I can't belive we all ended up at different clubs. Jesus I was outs. Untill next game and remember never to use B.C. Place Atm machines.
Saturday Night Fuck Shop - I think we all got laid that night. Jesus how did we last with those shots. Fuckin gross. I was gonna hurl internally. But the show had to go on. All I heard was last call for everyone except Reh. My bartenders always have my back. It was good to see most of the old school guys from streets.
Now I have 5 days worth of homework and a presentation to deliver this Friday. I should be drunk by 4pm to celebrate my black belt.
Song of the month - Slayer - Hell Awaits.
May 27 Mad MoragonCurrently booked for the summer and beyond.
Guys night out
Jun 16 - Lions season ticket holder for 2. Anyone need a ticket call me. Although Chris and Miki got dibs.
Jun 29 - Vegas Stag. Overcooked Sausage party. Ajax, Vaughn, Dave, Renee. I'm doomed
Jul 13 - Calgary Stampede. Sausage party at the Hyatt within 2 weeks. James, Ross, Chris, Feroz. Giggle Fest.
Sep - Canucks Season ticket holder. Part 2 of a dream to achieve.
Can't forget my Rose.
Oct or Nov - Fiji, Cook Islands, or Tahti. A villa on white sand and blue water. Anything for the one who deserves it.
Dec - Xmas in Mexico?
Grams I have to Measure.
Rehcist
May 26 High Noon Shootout at the SaloonHaven't been around much. Busy with Work, Presentations and Rose. Want to thank Liz for the night out at Milestones. Patio's rock.
So Calgary was a good ice breaker.
Out of all people, James had to live in Coquitlam.
Day 1 - Bizzaro World.
1). Where we going? To the giggle Dam?
2). Matt said, we can walk there. Jesus its far.
3). Where's the bathroom? I don't know, I never pee here...What, you work here.
4). You can't smoke outside on the patio, only inside...So you want me to kill everyone inside?
5). Hoh Hoh Hoh
6). The Terminator
7). The bike ride..." Hi Ladies " This is your stop ....Oh Shit.
8). Dude, do I look Asian? Where not gay Steven Seagal.
9). Wilma. Bam Bam.
10). Is tommorrow halloween? Shit its today I think.
11). The Sleepover and the Mini Bar. $125.00 later.
12). Why is everyone shirtless?
13). When did you land? 1 hour ago. Already at the bar? Oh Yea.
14). Arrrrgh,
15). My dad was a tree, my mother was a chair.
16). James, Right, Left and another Right.
Day 2 - The Apartment.
1). Azim is actually talking to James.
2). Hey can we take a pic? No one says no.
3). Wanna be in Guy's Gone Wild? I mean College Guy's Gone Wild?
4). The Burnt Chest.
5). The Dj. What you guy's wanna hear next. Dude let me do it.
6). Fish Boy.
7). Chair Stack.
8). The Spear Chuck.
9). Matt hates Calgary unless he's with the beer henchmen. ( Reh, James, Feroz ).
10). I only drink the large Stella please.
11). I'm gonna puke. I have a camera. Ok I'm alright. Lets party.
12). Reh, Thanx for the ride, how much do I owe ya? Dude I'm not driving the cab.
13). There's only 2 people here. You might want to save your money. Thanx B.
14). Whats stopping us from drinking at Palamino? I don't know? Lets do it.
15). Tobin.
16). Table lick. ewe.
17). Alright, go back to fuckin Halifax. Take James's Keys.
18). Did Matt go in the front door while we go through the kitchen?
19). I can't belive we didn't see a cop. Oh well, Rampage Anyone?
20). Homeless pics.
21). The Street Biker. Hey Stop!
22). The Water Gun Spray.
23). Dude my jeans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did you just pore beer down my leg?
24). Dude are you gonna lay on that caddy? Yup.
Before Day 3 Begins.
1). James its 10am. I know you want to see me but this is ridiculous. Dude I lost my keys. hahahahaha.
2). Quick do a 5's.
3). Have fun driving to Leftbridge and back.
Day 3 - Pre Drink
1). People know me in Calagry. What the fuck? Hey Reh what are doing here? Umm Pre-Drink?
2). I love Calagry. James if you ever need anything call me. Like Directions.
3). Swami.
4). Fish Boy. The legend continues.
5). I love Calgary. I Know!
6). Penis Envy Statue.
7). Dude the ratio is 10 chicks to 1 guy. So why are we sitting next to guys? Cause they bought next round.
8). Dude I am fucking outs. James sleep in my brothers bed. lol
Day 4 - Go Oilers Go.
1). Hurl 1.
2). Hurl 2.
3). hurl 3.
4). Hi Mom, I'm just going to go to sleep.
Day 5 - Where am I?
1). Back at work. 50% Stable.
2). Hi Rose, Good Night Rose.
3). Glad to be home with Rose and my pets.
Pre-Drink Bros for Life.
Rehcist
April 16 Broken Bottles and Cake on Your ButtThose jello shooters hit me the next morning. I can't belive they where a 50/50 mix.
I just wanted to thank everyone who made turning 29 a blast. Fuck I love my friends and consider myself lucky to know all of you.
Rose, Your the best girlfriend ever. I can't believe when I woke up and the apartment was spotless. ( Was there a party here last night? ). Thanx for everything and I mean everything. Your #1. Love Ya.
Miki, For competing with me on who can drink the most. Your dead for making me drink that fireball crap, but it was worth it.
Feroz, For Thursday night Tequila and Jack Daniels shots at Glowbal and the pics you took.
Wes, For modeling on top of my sink. Funny shit.
Liz and Isti, I need help with that Jagger bottle. Jesus its so big. LOL.
Al, For not saying no to as many Coors light I would pass to you. Mercyful Fate and Air Guitar!
Ryan, Ross and Mike, Cactus was awesome untill bottles started to brake and cig ashes got on my jacket. It better come off. I think there was cake on your butt.
Dan and Winnie, Always a pleasure. Winnie is the new champ at Jello shots.
And to the rest of my inmates, I say untill next year!
Matt and Teri are next. Can't wait to laugh again.
I must now concentrate on the Sun Run.
 April 03 Jesus, Life will go on.A weekend to think about? or not to remember.
April 13 - The Second Coming. Destroy Croation Culture Center.
April 14 - Doomsday. Soiled Pants and Recycled Gifts.
April 15 - The Rebirth.
April 16 - The Final Chapter. Alchoholic Disease.
April 17 - Zero Tolerance.
Some will understand the above. Some will go camping.
So many things to do before then, like dinner and movie?
crying while running. Where the fuck are my ebay shoes.
Sun Rayz March 18 State of EuphoriaWell its been an expenisve Feb/March. Here is my two sense on the things that i have bought and enjoy or enjoyed.
Gillette Fusion - Well I'll never ever go back to Mach 3. I must admit that I was cut up pretty badly when I tried Fusion for the first time. But once my face got use to the five blades. Rose was all over my smooth stubble free cheeks. And to add this magnificent effect, try Gillette Fusion Shaveing Gel. The cocoa butter really makes the razor slide better. Its like axl grease for your face. This gets me seal of approval.
Nixon Watches - Well I just bought my 5th pair, I now own the Ticket, GTO, Big Rig, Rotolog, and The Banks. I must say Nixon makes wicked watches, especially ones that suit my everyday wear. Looking forward to the summer edition.
Nike Shox - Been wearing them for 5 years now. Shox are my favourite shoes. I get an erection every time I see a new pair on display. Yes I have a Shox fetish. But they suck for running. So I had to order a pair of Nike Air Max 360 off ebay. Yes I'm still traing for the Sun Run.
I just retired a pair of Nike Shox Blue. R.I.P.
Starbucks - Marble Mocha Machiatto. I'm addicted. Its like everytime I walk by or wake up I need a Starbucks Machiatto. It doesnt help living on the same block with 3 Starbucks around me. Damn your large franchise chain. By the way, I drink it with soy milk. I guess you can say its Soy Good?
Calvin Klien - I've been wearing his underwear for 12 years now. I have never switched brands within that time period. They last forever. Each pair last at least a min of 300 washes before dying. I must say they are built to last. Mr. Klein, You make good underwear.
Total Non-Stop Wrestling ( TNA ) - A new breed of wrestling is back. My favourite was WCW back in the days, but I must admit TNA is awesome. I'm hooked. I just ordered 4 pay per views last season alone. Many more to come. You have to see the Canadian Destroyer move. ( The Sick Flip Pile Driver ).
Napster - 10 bucks a month, Sign up now.
Amazon.com - I buy a ton of stuff off Amazon.com. Even used stuff is awesome. I give my hats off the leader in internet shopping.
Ebay - Once again alot of stuff getting shipped to me via ebay. Just have to be carefull when choosing merchandise and reading the sellers stats carefully.
TurboJugend - Stay tuned for an update on my registration. My TurboNegro jacket should be in soon.
Holt Renfrew - My own sales guy always makes me feel good. Especially when I buy 3 pairs of jeans for $800 bucks. Dude designer jeans do fit and feel better. I can never wear Mavi or some off the wall brand. Earnest Sewn, Paper, and Diesal only. Now I need t- shirts.
March 16 Save it till the morning afterSporting Grief...
Whats up with the canucks losing streak? Looks like we may not even make the playoffs this year. If we do, what's the chance of making it past 1st round?
I think we should dismantle our starting lineup. Time to make some major trades and make the Sedin twins Captains.
St Patty's Day tomorrow. Gonna be outs till Sunday.
Reh - Born Stubborn.
March 02 March MadnessMarch is gonna be good month as I just bought 6 cases of beer today. Especially with St Patty's Day March 17.
Reservations are now being taken. Only the hard core may call. Green Beer with Lucky Lucy? Did I mention I have 4 canucks game alone this month. Liver Control.
I'm goona load up on Sushi tonight, Since its gonna be an unhealthy weekend to start things off.
Will keep you posted on the Abuse.
Reh ( gonna make it happen ).
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